tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post1753784761017203406..comments2014-02-04T09:38:38.802-06:00Comments on Kazoo: Stop Eating Pork Rinds by the POUND and maybe you too could lose a little weight.Megshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14816741133777543843noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-16266553061369304762010-11-04T23:24:08.032-05:002010-11-04T23:24:08.032-05:00Um, wow.
I'm not thin, but I don't reall...Um, wow. <br /><br />I'm not thin, but I don't really try hard to fix it, and I'm not FAT, just not, you know, where I'd like to be... But as one of the lazy non-exercising cheeseburger people (cheeeeseburgers, yum)... this cracks my shit up. Because, yeah. I have a functioning brain. MY BRAIN IS FAT TOO. FROM THE SMARTZ. <br /><br />I actually like Yoplait's fat free yogurt. I KNOW. I do, though. I tend to buy it mostly in the fall because PINK LIDS! even though they're the equivalent of a ten cent donation and Yoplait already committed a certain dollar value to Komen ANYWAY, but, my point is, I do actually like yogurt. Salad is okay too.<br /><br />But I am weak, and I would succumb to the siren call of something much less healthy.Kelly Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17260936832820893861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-35022566877753724152010-10-29T09:04:17.517-05:002010-10-29T09:04:17.517-05:00I know plenty of people at all kinds of weights. ...I know plenty of people at all kinds of weights. If you are okay with your weight, you don't make comments like she does, and if you're not okay with it then you at least try. I am aware that some people try very hard and can't lose weight for various reasons. Those people can make any comment they want to me about the unfairness, because it is, in fact, unfair in that case. But rude remarks about my weight that come out of nowhere for no real reason? Are not okay.<br /><br />If you can't say anything nice you should probably shut the hell up. On the other hand, I could probably take my own advice.Megshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816741133777543843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-56919901435244736252010-10-28T18:08:18.159-05:002010-10-28T18:08:18.159-05:00So, did you see the Marie Claire article on the fa...So, did you see the Marie Claire article on the fat hater?<br /><br />The only reason I point it out is this: The Marie Claire fat hater was a bigoted twatwad. You, on the other hand, are not. You're not hating on her for being a fattie, but for being such a bitch about it. If she'd said, "Man I hate that I have no self control! I wish I were good and was eating a salad right now, too, but goddam this burger looked good."<br /><br />That would have been legit. <br /><br />And also, when you hurt yourself, excercise is GOOD. Maybe not running, but swimming? C'mon, lady.Ells (aka Serialmono)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10540332836455668735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-88279965313340937492010-10-27T23:06:50.388-05:002010-10-27T23:06:50.388-05:00Maybe you should print out some information about ...Maybe you should print out some information about exercises you can do with a bad knee and leave it in her cubicle--just tell her you're concerned and you're trying to be a nice co-worker (but in your head you can wonder what excuses she might give for not being able to do those exercises). Unfortunately, doing this would mean that you'd have to talk to her more.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02848824651601961090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-29529499815613454862010-10-27T20:51:42.865-05:002010-10-27T20:51:42.865-05:00wait- the baconantor double combo isn't low fa...wait- the baconantor double combo isn't low fat...? <br /><br />i'm beginning to see a flaw in my diet.TILTEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13657074911256937647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-2308298356000503622010-10-27T15:59:30.205-05:002010-10-27T15:59:30.205-05:00Wow. What a psycho hose beast.
I think you total...Wow. What a psycho hose beast. <br /><br />I think you totally should have been "Yup, I can eat anything I want and the fat just never sticks to me!" and been all superior and effortless. And then you can walk past her desk whilst talking on your cell phone and loudly complaining about how your size 2 jeans are too big and you're going to have to buy new ones! <br /><br />Okay, I am mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-8036925167004076172010-10-27T15:55:14.767-05:002010-10-27T15:55:14.767-05:00I don't understand how Yoplait markets their g...I don't understand how Yoplait markets their goofy flavors like they have anything to do with the food items they represent. If I drew a Venn Diagram of a piece of apple pie and a cup of flavor-goop engineered in a laboratory, THERE WOULD BE NO CENTER. Maybe it's just the texture.Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01254666963428340808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256410146944524211.post-6559441637164535862010-10-27T15:38:36.016-05:002010-10-27T15:38:36.016-05:00hahahahaha omg this is too funny. It's actual...hahahahaha omg this is too funny. It's actually really sad...but still funny. I don't think some obese people realize what they eat - they really have no concept of how much fat and how many calories are in a bacon cheeseburger. Or a blueberry muffin (just because it has fruit doesn't mean it's healthy!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com