Monday, January 23, 2012


You know how you sometimes catch yourself thinking, wow, my life is really awesome? And then the next day all the little things start to pile up to the point that you wish you never got out of bed?

So have you ever had one of those days where you get up super early to get to a meeting that is supposed to be before 8:00 in a town about an hour away only to get there and discover that due to poor reading comprehension skills you are actually there 4 hours early? And then your mom calls, sobbing, to tell you that her boyfriend is moving out and that the way he told her was by...moving half his shit out while she was at work the night before? And then been on your way home when you realized you had a flat tire? So you stopped and after about 15 minutes it occurred to you that you could change the tire? And then you dig around in the trunk because the jack appears to be missing? So you have to rely on the two semi homeless looking dudes to change your tire for you? (In fairness, they change that tire with the ease and speed of a freaking NASCAR pitcrew). And then you get home and call your husband in the hopes that he will tell you it is totes okay to drive around on the spare tire indefinitely? But he tells you this is a bad idea so you have to go to the tire place and spend the rest of the afternoon you were supposed to have off because you got to work at 6:30 a.m.?

Anybody else? Or is that just me?

P.S. Still not pregnant.


  1. Oh my. How about a virtual hug? A virtual high five? A virtual nod of understanding?

    Tomorrow will be better. Right?

  2. My captcha for the above comment was "lucki".

    That HAS to be a good sign!

  3. Wait a minute, are you trying to become pregnant??

    Sorry about the bummer bitch of a day. Eff that day. Right in its bung.

  4. You know what I love about you? The fact that you can take all this and tell it in a way that's entertaining and funny, even though I'm pretty sure none of it was funny AT ALL when it was happening. You're a cool chick. I'm glad we're friends.

    PS I'M NOT PREGNANT EITHER. (Is this a thing we're adding as a disclaimer to the end of everything now? I wasn't sure so I just wanted to cover the bases.)