Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Black Magic

A Target in the dead center of a landlocked state manages to have a flock of seagulls in the parking lot, but they cannot manage to have a pair of navy tights. Or clothing in a size larger than 0 and smaller than 24.

And I still managed to leave with $50.00 worth of stuff I never knew I wanted. Its like magic. Black magic.

5 comments:

  1. I never go into Target unless I'm prepared to walk out buying a lot more than I ever intended. Usually end up spending, on average, $80 every time I'm there. You can never have too many bras/tshirts/pajamas/socks/underwear/picture frame... the list goes on.

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  2. They totally sacrifice goats in Sporting Goods after they lock the doors at night.

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  3. ...and only seen on t.v. workout equipment I never use, and weird kitchen gadgets I don't even know the purpose of, and makeup, and candy...

    Kurt: I heard it used to be virgins that were sacrificed, but it was getting too hard to find quality virgins.

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  4. That explains why all the unicorns are extinct. Damn you, target!

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  5. Target is evil. I can spend $50 just in that stupid $1 section they have right by the entrance.

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